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• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I had a dream that all the victims of The Pill came back...boy, were they mad! -- Steven Wrigh