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• As of 1992, they're called European Economic Community fries.
• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
  I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh