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• If crash occurs when using this program, discontinue use.
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• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
• The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions a.
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• Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the colonel's HQ.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #30...
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• There is no such thing as military 'intelligence'. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #39