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• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• See you when tea is ready.
• The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #49
• You may fire when ready, Gridley.
• If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #22
• The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #31
• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11