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• The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #35...
• When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #45...
• The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #43...
• Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #36...
• There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #04
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41
• Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #20
• When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19
• If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #10