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• On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W.C. Fields' epitaph
• Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
• A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited.
  He thinks the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does. -- W. C. Field...
• Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W. C. Field...
• I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
• Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Philadelphia was a gay, lighthearted town. Anyone found smiling after the curfew rang was liable to be arrested.
  If a woman dropped her glove on a street, she might be hauled before a judge for stripteasing....
• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
  -- W. C. Field...
• No epigram contains the whole truth. -- C. W. Thompso