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• I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
• Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed. -- W. C. Field
• I've got no prejudice. I hate everybody!
• Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
  -- W. C. Field...
• Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  -- W. C. Field...
• I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
  -- W. C. Field...
• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
  -- W. C. Field...