Last Week, I Went To Philidelphia, But It Was Closed. -- W.

Last Week, I Went To Philidelphia, But It Was Closed. -- W.

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Last week, I went to Philidelphia, but it was closed.
-- W. C. Fields

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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. -- W. C. Fields (1890-1946)
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