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• Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
• There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
  -- W. C. Field...
• How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one because the world revolves around him....
• The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
• The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions.
  Man does not live as he thinks, he thinks as he lives. -- Vaugha Qui...
• On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph
• A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts in the case.
• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
  -- Charles Wadsworth...
• Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]