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• On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph
• A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited.
  He thinks the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does. -- W. C. Field...
• The conscious water saw its God and blushed. -- Richard Crashaw (c. 1616-1650) -- Epigram
• Everybody has his own theater, in which he is manager, actor, prompter, playwrite, sceneshifter, boxkeeper, doorkeeper, all in one, and audience into the bargain.
  -- Julius C. Hare, Augustus W. Hare, Guesses at Truth...
• The Bible may be the truth, but it is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
  -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)...
• A half-truth is a whole lie. Jewish Proverb
• Three things must epigrams, like bees, have all, A sting, and honey, and a body small.
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• I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours. -- Hunter S. Thompso
• An error is the more dangerous in proportion to the degree of truth which it contains.
  -- Henri Frederic Amiel (1821-1881)...