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• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies.
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"... -- Steven Wrigh...
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Saw a sign on a restaurant that said Breakfast, any time -- so I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
  There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
• I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime.
  So I ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'.
  There was another sign below it that said 'self service'....
• The sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big.
  Some people must be really tired. -- Steven Wrigh...