One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said "Didn't
you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I
read."
-- Stephen Wright
you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I
read."
-- Stephen Wright
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Alexander Hamilton, The Federalist Papers at 184...
