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• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• Jimmy Swaggart says let those Catholics have their silly bingo. He is into stud poker!
• One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
• It is most dangerous nowadays for a husband to pay any attention to his wife in public.
  It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
• He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.
  -- Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal...
• The prince wants your daughter for his wife. Well, tell him his wife can't have her.
  -- Blackadder III...
• MACHINATION, n. The method employed by one's opponents in baffling one's open and honorable efforts to do the right thing.
  So plain the advantages of machination It constitutes a moral obligation, And honest wolves who think upon't with loathing Feel bound to don the sheep's deceptive clothing....
• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......