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• We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
  If there's one thing we can't stand early in the morning, it's hypocrisy. -- Bill Vaugha...
• One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
• Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
• Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
• An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
• Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
• One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
  ...her clothing!...
• A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho
• She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.