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• Penthouse Magazine says Jimmy Swaggart hates Catholics.
  He does not. He does hate what he thinks Catholics are, but there are not any of these around....
• If Jimmy Swaggart did the things the latest Penthouse says he did, the man should be locked up as a real menace to society!
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
  ...her clothing!...
• He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.
  -- Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal...
• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......
• God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
• Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
• Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
  God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....