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• Jimmy Swaggart says let those Catholics have their silly bingo. He is into stud poker!
• Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
• Penthouse Magazine says Jimmy Swaggart hates Catholics.
  He does not. He does hate what he thinks Catholics are, but there are not any of these around....
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• Where is an elephants sex organ? In his feet -- if he steps on you, you're fucked.
• Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
  God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
• One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
  ...her clothing!...
• The old man had lived all his life in a little house on the Vermont side of the New Hampshire-Vermont border.
  One day, the surveyors came to inform him that they had just discovered that he lived in New Hampshire, not Vermont....