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• One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
  ...her clothing!...
• People have one thing in common: they are all different. -- Robert Zend
• Did you hear about the ultimate in singles bars. It's a place where girls have to show their I.
  U.D.'s to be admitted....
• All sweet things have one thing in common ... a tendency to make you sick. -- Sooli
• I listen to feminists and all these radical gals -- most of them are failures.
  They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom....
• Two men look out from the same bars: One sees the mud, and one sees the stars.
  -- Frederick Langbridge...
• Two men look out through the same bars; one sees mud, and one the stars.
• How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Note: VMM=Vegetarian Matchmakers, a singles group where nobody ever puts their foot down and demands that anyone should do anything....
• There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
  -- Clint Eastwood...