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  What's the trouble, buddy?", he asked, sliding onto the stool next to his friend....
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• You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
• When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
  -- Helen Rowland...
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  ...her clothing!...
• When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
  -- Epperson's law...
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• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  A: You have to wait 22 months....