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• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......
• God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
• Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
• If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
  -- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...
• If Jimmy Swaggart did the things the latest Penthouse says he did, the man should be locked up as a real menace to society!
• Jimmy Swaggart is haunted by the omnivorous fear that someone, somewhere, is able to be happy without sending him money.
• Jimmy Swaggart says let those Catholics have their silly bingo. He is into stud poker!
• One thing Jimmy Swaggart and his wife have in common that most married couples don't.
  ...her clothing!...
• The news is out, Jim Bakker did NOT receive a Christmas greeting card from Jimmy Swaggart this last Christmas!