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• Secretary not permanent fixture, until screwed on desk! -- Confucius Say
• Never insult an alligator, until you've crossed the river.
  -- Cordell Hull, former U.S. secretary of state...
• I was in the Fine Arts department's office talking to the secretary.
  There was a document laying on her desk, for hiring a lady to model for the art department....
• The phone will not ring until you leave your desk and walk to the other end of the building.
  -- Linda A. Lawye...
• Bear with me until my starting transient has settled down into doing things properly from the notes.
• Plumber mistook routing panel for decorative wall fixture
• A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.
  It can only exist until a majority of voters discover that they can vote themselves largess out of the public treasury....
• Sex without class consciousness cannot give satisfaction, even if it is repeated until infinity.
  -- Aldo Brandirali (Secretary of the Italian Marxist-Leninist Party), in a manual of the party's official sex guidelines, 1973....
• Become a fixer, not just a fixture. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book