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• Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me".
• Hey, landlord! Some clown changed my locks, padlocked the door, and put on an eviction notice!
  -- Otto, "Otto Show...
• Never argue with a computer.... -- Avo
• Opinions R my own, unless U agree with me. -- DISCLAIMER
• Read this --' ///______] {(O)-(O)} message or / _/C) \ U / we'll shoot --/__= \ 0 / this computer |-| geek.
• Thou canst not say I did it; never shake Thy gory locks at me.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
• It's not me, my computer is illeterate.
• My computer puts out.