My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it,
but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way
she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
-- Steven Wright
but she got poison ivy on the brain. When it itched, the only way
she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper.
-- Steven Wright
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