One Day I Got On The Usual Bus, And When I Stepped In, I Saw The Most Gorgeous Blond Chinese Girl.

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One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most
gorgeous blond Chinese girl...I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and
she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?," and she said,
"I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem." So I asked,
"What's the problem?" She replied, "I can't tell you. I don't even
know you..." I said, "Well sometimes it's good to tell your problems
to a perfect stranger on a bus." So she said, "Well, my analyst said
I'm a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish the way, my
name is Denise." I said, "Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein..."
-- Steven Wright