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• My girlfriend and I went on a picnic. I don't know how she did it, but she got poison ivy on the brain.
  When it itched, the only way she could scratch it was to think about sandpaper. -- Steven Wrigh...
• She's got rhythm, she's got something I need...
• I think I've got a headache.....
• I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. -- George Bernard Shaw
• I've done 'B'. Really? How did you get on? Well - I had a bit of trouble with 'belching'.
  ..but I think I've got it sorted out in the end. (Burps) Oh no!...
• eads) 'Lovely little dumpling, how in love I am, Let me be your shepherdkins, you can be my lamb.
  ' ...Well, I think we'll be very lucky if she doesn't just come out onto the balcony and _vomit_ over us....
• BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? SECOND VILLAGER
  She turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt?...
• She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast.
• I steal tags.... Where do you think I got this one????