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• How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
• Scientists discovered it.
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• I like milk because it comes from cows.
• I have never seen a greater monster or miracle in the world than myself.
  -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• Scientists have just discovered that the active ingredient in ICs is smoke - when it leaks out, they stop.
• A diplomatic husband said to his wife, "How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?