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• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• Scientists have just discovered that the active ingredient in ICs is smoke - when it leaks out, they stop.
• Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy.
  However, they claim no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in it. -- George Carli...
• Real computer scientists don't eat quiche. They shun Szechwan food since the hackers discovered it.
  Many real computer scientists consider eating an implementation detail....
• Computer scientists do it on command.
• Computer scientists simulate doing it.
• Scientists do it experimentally.
• Scientists do it with plenty of research.
• The men in white coats apologized for causing a bit of a traffic jam but explained to the waiting motorists that their tyres had to be sprayed to prevent the spread of a mysterious plague that was wiping out wildlife in the area.
  Most motorists accepted the story without question....