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• It's so cold ... Father can't milk the cows by hand because he has to wear his wool mittens.
  This tickles the cows. They get hysterical and nothing comes out but cottage cheese....
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.
  COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Give both to the government....
• Phoebe: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
  Chandler: Well they were chair-shaped cows. They never would have survived in the wild....
• Joey: When I was little, I wanted to be a veteranarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into cows and stuff.
  Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...