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• A sheet of paper crossed my desk the other day and as I read it, realization of a basic truth came over me.
  So simple! So obvious we couldn't see it. John Knivlen, Chairman of Polamar Repeater Club, an amateur radio group, had discovered how IC circuits work....
• Scientists discovered it.
• Computers run because they have smoke built into them.
  When the smoke gets out, the computer stops working....
• Back when I was a boy, we had to carve our own ICs out of wood!
• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• When elderly and distinguished scientists denounce a new idea, it will turn out to be right.
• Scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy.
  However, they claim no one has shown the slightest bit of interest in it. -- George Carli...
• You are right on target when you say that mad scientists have a total disregard for the wellbeing of others.
  We don't want to spread evil; we just see no point in bothering to spread good....
• If you did manage to get any good shots, they will be ruined when someone inadvertently opens the darkroom door and all of the dark leaks out.
  -- The Third Law of Photography...