Kryten: Frankenstein Was The Creator -- Not The Monster.
Kryten: Frankenstein was the creator -- not the monster. It's a common
misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'
Mr Flibble: Game over, boys! -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'
Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'...
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
My god! But I was only away two minutes!
-- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...