Related:

• Mr Flibble: Game over, boys! -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'
• Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'...
• Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
  and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
• How many mechanoids -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Twelve. Y'know why? Because they're so stupid! Note...
• Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
• My god! But I was only away two minutes!
  -- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
• Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...