Lister: No Way Are These My Boxer Shorts -- These Bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend!
-- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
These aren't my shorts -- they bend.
Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
The way the light catches the angles of your head..
.most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
My god! But I was only away two minutes!
-- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
Kryten: Spin my nipple-nuts and send me to Alaska! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Kryten: You are a sick, sick person! If mechanoids could barf, I'd be on to my fifth bag by now.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
Lister: You guys have got to be yanking my chain! -- Red Dwarf - 'Demons and Angels'