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• Rimmer: I wrote a palindromic Hiku this morning. Perhaps you'd like to hear it?
  Kryten: I'm afraid we don't speak Japanese, sir. Rimme...
• Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
• Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
  You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
• Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
  or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
  We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
  Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
  and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....