You Must Remember That He Is Operating On A Completely Different Level To Us Now.
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level
to us now. To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science
-- Kryten, describing Rimmer with mind implants
in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'
Rimmer: I wrote a palindromic Hiku this morning. Perhaps you'd like to hear it?
Kryten: I'm afraid we don't speak Japanese, sir. Rimme...
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom
and you're telling me you're completely sane? -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....