Rimmer: Kryten, Unpack Rachel And Get Out The Puncture Repair Kit.
Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm
ALIVE!!!!! (smashes his hands on crates of explosives and is blown to bits)
-- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
Kryten: We could go to Dallas in November, 1963, stand on the grassy knoll and shout Duck!
... I'm sorry; I must have bypassed my Good Taste Chip. -- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
Holly: Ah, got him: 'Tension Sheet, inventor of, Dave Lister, aged 17.
' Rimmer: Damn! Holly: And he died tragically in a plane crash, aged 98....
Kryten: That is the Inquisitor. He prunes away the wastrels, expunges the wretched, and deletes the worthless.
Rimmer: We're in big trouble. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
Kryten: Pub: ah, yes, a meeting place where people attempt to reach advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
-- Red Dwarf - 'Timeslides'...
My god! But I was only away two minutes!
-- Kryten, on being told that the Nova 5 crew was dead in Red Dwarf 'Kryten'...
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....