Rimmer: So Let Me Get This Straight. You Want To Fly On A Magic Carpet To See The King Of The Potato People And Plead With Him For Your Freedom
Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet
to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your
freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?
-- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
-- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....
Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
-- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
exiting a closet) Cat: He won't find that one -- not until he changes his boots.
(sees Lister, hides his face) Did you see him clearly?...