Kryten: Damage Control Report: Dehydration Level 45%
Kryten: Damage control report: Dehydration level 45%; Recall of previous
evening 2%; Embarrassment factor 91%! Advise repair schedule:
Reboot startup disk, offline for 36 hours and replace head.
Boy! What a night!
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'
Isn't it about this time your head goes back to the lab for re-tuning?
-- Rimmer to Kryten in Red Dwarf 'The Last Day'...
Kryten: No Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?
-- Red Dwarf - 'The Last Day'...
The way the light catches the angles of your head..
.most enchanting. -- Kryten to Camille in Red Dwarf 'Camille'...
What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
You must remember that he is operating on a completely different level to us now.
To him, we are the mental equivalent of domestic science teachers....
Kryten: It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden! -- Red Dwarf - 'Camille'
Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'
Ahead groove factor 5! Yeah! -- Holly in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'