Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no
longer entertains this idea. God told him, "I'll take care of that when you
get here."
longer entertains this idea. God told him, "I'll take care of that when you
get here."
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I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears... - What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought
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