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• Jimmy Swaggart is haunted by the omnivorous fear that someone, somewhere, is able to be happy without sending him money.
• There are a lot of pigeons in this country. The majority are bird
  of course, but there are a good number which support Jim and Tammy Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Jerry Falwell and a few others who are for the birds....
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• They saved Hitler's brain, it's living in Jerry Falwell.
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H. L. Mencke
• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......
• God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
• Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
  -- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesque...
• Suspicions confirmed: Jerry Falwell did NOT send a valentine card to Jim and Tammy Bakker.