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• Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
  God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
• If God told me to quit smoking, I'd say 'Mind your own business.' -- Mike Vera
• Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
• Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why.
  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
• People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
  Or something like that......
• But God TOLD me to use a GOTO.
• Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
• Bibliography is none of my business...
• I DO want your money, because god wants your money! -- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo Man_