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• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now.
  But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...