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• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• This is a stick-up! Fax me all your money!!
• Necrotelecomunicon: Death's fax machine.
• FAX us money and we'll FAX you the disk.
• Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville, New Jersey.
  I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a call about a 411....
• No Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...