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• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wrigh...
• For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
  .. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out... -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor" ... What's my mother going to do? -- Steven Wrigh...
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh