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• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. -- Steven Wrigh
• The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney... -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• I filled my humidifier with wax and left it on. Now everything in my house is shiny.
  -- Steven Wrigh...