Related:

• Homer: You can be the first to try out the new guest bedroom I built.
  [quietly] Remember, if the building inspector comes by, it's not a room, it's a window box....
• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• Goodman: Now, who knows how the Skinners could have resolved this problem?
  [everyone puts their hands up] Without resorting to violence....
• GIGO: Garbage in garbage out.
• I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
  -- Rudyard Kipling...
• If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage.
  But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it....