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• I ate Hostess fruit pies all day--I got so fat my picture would fall off the wall.
  -- Bruce Smirnoff...
• No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap. -- Carrie Snow
• Remember when we all wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor? Well, now I do. -- Carrie Snow
• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• It is my misfortune - and probably my delight - to use things as my passions tell me.
  What a miserable fate for a painter who adores blondes to have to stop himself putting them into a picture because they don't go with the basket of fruit!...
• Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope. -- Carrie P. Snow
• I always prefer to believe the best of everybody -- it saves so much trouble.
  -- Rudyard Kipling...
• Helen: Hmm, Pita. Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East.
  Isn't that whole area a little iffy? Hoste...
• I think that it will rain tomorrow ... but that is strictly my opinion - And I prefer snow
  ) -- Jacob Baekke-Groome, of the Denmarks Meteorological Institute...