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• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• Right! I run System V on my VIC-20!
• I was wounded in the house of my friends. -- Old Testament -- Zechariah xiii, 6
• It's so slow that FOR I=1 TO 2:NEXT I takes 6 weeks.
• I have the curiosity of a 6 Year old.
• Affordable Virtual Beowulf Cluster Every nerd drools over Beowulf clusters, but very few have even seen one, much less own one.
  Until now, that is. Eric Gylgen, the open source hacker famous for EviL (the dancing ASCII paperclip add-on to vi), is working on a program that will emulate Beowulf clusters on a standard desktop PC....
• I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
  Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
• Satan came also. -- Old Testament -- Job i, 6
• I use Dratted Old System 6.2; why?