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• Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
• Growing old isn't bad when you consider the alternatives. -- Maurice Chevalie
• Mal de mer is merely a Frenchman's way of saying, You can't take it with you.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Kissing is a custom in France. We kiss a man we haven't seen in five years--or a woman we haven't seen in five minutes.
  -- Maurice Chevalie...
• Those men in the French resistance were really brave, having to listen to Maurice Chevalier sing all the time.
  -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• Gladys: To Marge, I leave my potato chips that resemble celebrities.
  They're all here -- Otto von Bismarck, Maurice Chevalier, right down to Jay Leno....