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• If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? -- Steven Wrigh
• My school colors were clear. We used to say, "I'm not naked, I'm in the band. -- Steven Wrigh
• I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
  We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
  Hunters would be all confused. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
  Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon....
• This isn't all true. -- Steven Wrigh
• Of all the agonies of life, that which is most poignant and harrowing- that which for the most time annihilates reason and leaves our whole organization one lacerated
  mangled heart- is the conviction that we have been deceived where we placed all the trust of love....
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....
• The reason we need the MX missile system is that the missiles we currently have in the ground are the Minuteman model, which is very old.
  The Defense Department can't even remember where half of them are....