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• What are imitation rhinestones? -- Steven Wrigh
• I worked as a lumberjack for a lumber company. All of the trees were just 10 feet high and 1/4 inch thick.
  We made paneling. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• The doctor says he has to amputate all of me. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• As of 1992, they'll be called European Economic Community fries. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. -- Steven Wrigh
• A man committed suicide by overdosing on decongestant tablets.
  All they found was a pile of dust. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
• For my sister's 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh
• I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.
  -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...