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• First-rate work, Bart. This universe you've created is even more impressive than Martin's milk-carton ukulele.
  -- Principal Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Wait, one of them is nailing something to the door of the cathedral.
  [gasps] I've created Lutherans! -- Lisa, "Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Lisa: [gasps] Tiny little people! My God! I've created life!
  Marge: Lisa! Breakfast! We're having waffles! Lisa...
• Lisa: Did you hear that, Bart? Bart: Maybe it was just the cat.
  Lisa: No, she's sleeping with me....
• Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me, I have a wife and kids!
  Eat them. -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror VII...
• Homer gets chased by dogs] Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
  Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt, pulls out wieners] These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape....
• Homer: We'll search out every place a sick twisted solitary misfit might run to.
  Lisa: I'll start with Radio Shack. -- Hey, I used to hang out there!...
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....