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• My brothers and sisters all hated me, 'cause I was an only child. -- "Weird" Al Yankovic
• Some people have one of those days. I have one of those lives.
• I bought this thing for my car. You put it on your car, it sends out this little noise, so when you drive through the woods, deer won't run in front of your car.
  I installed it backwards by accident. Driving down the street with a herd of deer chasing me....
• QOTD: Some people have one of those days. I've had one of those lives.
• Abe: Anyway, about my washtub...I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird".
  We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimming...
• It was one of those perfect summer days -- the sun was shining, a breeze was blowing, the birds were singing, and the lawn mower was broken .
  .. -- James De...