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• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh
• I often daydream about my inability to fantasize.
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
• I spilled Spot Remover on my dog... Now he's gone. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh